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You Can Buy An Up-Close NFT Of Madonna’s Vagina Or Just Let Me Describe It To You

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You Can Buy An Up-Close NFT Of Madonna’s Vagina Or Just Let Me Describe It To You


No free ads, but Madonna is auctioning off three one-off NFTs and th… Wait! At least finish this blog before you go off to buy yours, geez!

For starters, I’ll be honest, my idea of what NFTs are is limited. The guy version of my old high school friends selling Ponzi scheme anti-cellulite lotions on Facebook? Virtual POGs? Internet baseball cards? I wanted to be ‘in the know’ to better explain it for this blog, but that’s just never going to happen.

So let’s just get down into the crevices of what matters most. There’s three NFTs with three Madonna avatars that look like 20-year-old hybrids of Alex Cooper x Kim K combined, and each of them has something nutty coming out of the vagina area and I feel sort of bad poking fun at it because it’s for a charity fundraiser but having watched them I cannot stop.

Token 1: Mother of Technology

She’s naked on a rock in the middle of a beautiful, sunny rainforest as a bunch of large, evil-looking robot centipedes slowly climb out of her vagina. Mistakenly, I was eating a slice of supreme pizza with all sorts of doo-dads on it when I clicked on this. I didn’t need that.

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Token 2: Mother of Evolution

Good heavens! As the video starts out she’s once again nude in the crab-crawl position (theme alert), but this time the POV is that you’re right in her crotch. Whoa. But you’re like, “Oh, well there’s a butterfly blocking all the up-close detail so this is tasteful,” but then the Butterly moves & “WOWZERS, that’s a lotta clam!!!”….

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